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Doesn’t seem to fit in any other category. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdpNSk2uPw0
Two atoms were walking down the sidewalk when one slipped an fell.
“Oh my,” said the atom. “I have lost an electron.”
“Are you sure?” his companion asked.
The atom replied, “I’m positive.”
Definition: The Heineken Uncertainty Principle – after 4 beers you cannot be certain of anything.