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  • March 22, 2016 at 7:12 pm #1708
    JimmyT
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    Doesn’t seem to fit in any other category. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdpNSk2uPw0

    July 13, 2016 at 6:04 pm #13809
    Matt M
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    Two atoms were walking down the sidewalk when one slipped an fell.
    “Oh my,” said the atom. “I have lost an electron.”
    “Are you sure?” his companion asked.
    The atom replied, “I’m positive.”

    July 13, 2016 at 6:05 pm #13810
    Matt M
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    Definition: The Heineken Uncertainty Principle – after 4 beers you cannot be certain of anything.

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