Tropical Depression in The Gulf of Mexico….

[Zara]

Who the hell is messing with the mathematics we did in the Gulf to stop the Hurricanes from wiping the Southern Part of our country. I did not nearly get killed lose my wife and be tortured for years for you to come screw it all up now. Now I do want answers and I want them now.

Sincerely,

Gen. Andrew F. Strasser

[Patientman]

Dear Gen. Andrew F. Strasser,
There was a soft wear glitch that caused a hardware malfunction in the southern Mid-Atlantic. It seems the little bunny that holds the magnets, which keeps the field from reacting, well his Duracell gave out. It will be OK, we have a team working on a “New Solution” involving dense plasma fusion to replace the battery.

Sincerely,

Tech Support

[ikanreed]

I don’t think I get the joke.

[vansig]

now that’s funny

[Zara]

Patientman wrote: Dear Gen. Andrew F. Strasser,
There was a soft wear glitch that caused a hardware malfunction in the southern Mid-Atlantic. It seems the little bunny that holds the magnets, which keeps the field from reacting, well his Duracell gave out. It will be OK, we have a team working on a “New Solution” involving dense plasma fusion to replace the battery.

Sincerely,

Tech Support

So in other words you’ll laugh about the software glitches that effect the lives of billions…. I find you hilarious…. Glad to know we’re in “SAFE” hands here…
and I’ll never explain delta again….

[Author]

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