LPP’s local DPF will not assume a net charge for reason as described by screen-name: Administrator.
Humorous levitation referred to will not happen due to no net charge as described by Administrator.
It takes astronomical net charge to modify apparent ‘mass’ and inertia, like as we see in comets and ‘gas giants’.
As to reference to Higgs particle that ‘confers mass’: current EU predicts there is no such particle and LHC will find none. EU says mass is an electrical effect. See EU Ralph Sansbury theory. Even if this turns out to be wrong, mass, by cometary observations, is still a variable not a constant.